What if your ex-girlfriend /ex-boyfriend said these to you...

hehehhe....tgk tajuk pun dah mencabaukan ..tapi demi menyahut cabaran mak buyung...my dearie farah...hahahahha.....ini la hasilnyer....

1. hi, how r ya?
Alhamdulillah....sihat dan bahagia ngan my hubby & my kids...(hahhahahah)

2.hey!you wanna go to mall?
Gi mall, mmm anak2 i belum balik school la...

3. i love you...
sorry...per awak cakap...tak paham la...

4. do you want some cookies..
tak pa la ..i on diet....i hate cookies..( padahal tu la yang paling ku suker)

5. can u take me a picture
ish....saya tak pandai la amik gambau...gi la kedai gambau..

6. help me in my homework
la...homework awak buat la sendiri..saya bukan orang gaji awak...sori..

7. here's my gift to you...
eh..tak payah la susah2....saya mampu beli sendiri...

8. let's just be textmates..
ish...saya tak reti la semua ni ..textmates tu apa yer??? ( dengan muka blur)

9. do you want me to buy u an ipod?
eh..tak payah susah-susah...hubby i dah belikan untuk i..

10.let's sit together in the bus....
sorry yer..i tak minat nak naik bus ni...(hahhahaha..dengan cara berlagak)

11. hi baby
eh!!!..biler plak i jadi baby u...

12.you still cute..
temir kasih la....my hubby pun kata i cute....

13.i still love you
apa dia...hubby i kata dia tak paham la apa u kata...kasi jelas sikit..

14.can i visit your house?
Mai la...hubby i pun mmg tak sabaq nak jumpa u..

15.do you love me?
sori la....i tak penah ingat pun i penah suka kat u..u salah paham kut...sori yer... i cuma love my hubby jer...(dengan gaya2 belagak)...